unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

(via cuntfessinng)

Anonymous said

Who do you like?

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all the way B) jk

HELLO

pestered:

please dont be ashamed of stretch marks it is proof you are growing it doesnt mean you are fat it means youre growing into a pretty flower you are special and cute 

(via ruinedchildhood)

iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

(via ruinedchildhood)

retiredjesus:

*fucks something serious up*

me: shit my bad

(via slapping)